we're crab people now, dee.

brain-food:

Agador: Armand, why don’t you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness?Armand: Your what? Agador: My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You’re afraid I’m too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right? Armand: You’re right. I’m afraid of your heat.

The Birdcage is on Netflix instant play, just thought i’d let you guys know. There really isn’t a reason why you shouldn’t be watching it right now.

Agador: Armand, why don’t you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness?
Armand: Your what?
Agador: My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You’re afraid I’m too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?
Armand: You’re right. I’m afraid of your heat.

The Birdcage is on Netflix instant play, just thought i’d let you guys know. There really isn’t a reason why you shouldn’t be watching it right now.

Posted 9 months ago

#the birdcage #tbh i feel like i am the love child of agador and armand #we'll keep everyone but val #bc val is the worst #the albert to my armand #ariana and i are too gay to function #i just watched this last night

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ALBERT: Don’t use that tone with me!ARMAND: What tone?ALBERT: That sarcastic, contemptous tone that means you know everything, because you’re a man - and I know nothing, because I’m a woman.ARMAND: You’re not a woman.ALBERT: Oh, you bastard!

ALBERT: Don’t use that tone with me!
ARMAND: What tone?
ALBERT: That sarcastic, contemptous tone that means you know everything, because you’re a man - and I know nothing, because I’m a woman.
ARMAND: You’re not a woman.
ALBERT: Oh, you bastard!

Posted 1 year ago

#for ariana, mostly #the birdcage #the albert to my armand