Agador: Armand, why don’t you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness?
Armand: Your what?
Agador: My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You’re afraid I’m too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?
Armand: You’re right. I’m afraid of your heat.The Birdcage is on Netflix instant play, just thought i’d let you guys know. There really isn’t a reason why you shouldn’t be watching it right now.
Canada/Australia (Austranada) asked for by Brigitte | You’re the Storm: The Cardigans
And if you want me I’m your country
If you win me I’m forever, oh yeah
I’m never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it’s easy to pretend
I know you’re not a fool
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste a chance that i’ve been given
So i’m never gonna dance again
The way i danced with you
![OR: “How It Might Have Been…”
“Fred, don’t take this the wrong way, but…” Pansy began, tilting her chair back, her eyes on Fred. “…this whole desperate pathetic lonely single man thing really isn’t working for you.” Fred opened his mouth to protest but Pansy barreled over the top of him. “Oh, don’t make that face at me, you know I don’t mean pathetic pathetic, you’re not Astoria Greengrass, for Merlin’s sake, but let’s face it Frederique, it was fun when we were both footloose and fancy free, but I’m settled now, and I’m just thinking, you should be too.” It was funny, Fred thought, she said ‘I’m just thinking’, but what she really meant was ‘THIS IS HOW IT’S GONNA BE’. Fred just hoped she wasn’t going to try and convince him that he should advertise himself in the paper again. He had said no the first time, but that hadn’t stopped her from placing the ad. That had been a long week.
“Anyway, I’ve been thinking about this for awhile, and I’ve got an idea to put to you. It might sound a little odd, but hear me out, and give it some thought, okay?” She leaned forward, propping her chin up in her hands. “How do you feel about convicted Death Eaters?” Pansy beamed.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVELY :’] I APOLOGISE FOR THE QUALITY~ OF THIS. I had intended to spend moar time on it, but then I got rostered on to work all weekend :’[[ BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE IT :’D (man, so many teary faces idek I HAVE A LOT OF EMOTIONS)](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lae0rjaYGI1qzk2tbo1_500.jpg)
OR: “How It Might Have Been…”
“Fred, don’t take this the wrong way, but…” Pansy began, tilting her chair back, her eyes on Fred. “…this whole desperate pathetic lonely single man thing really isn’t working for you.” Fred opened his mouth to protest but Pansy barreled over the top of him. “Oh, don’t make that face at me, you know I don’t mean pathetic pathetic, you’re not Astoria Greengrass, for Merlin’s sake, but let’s face it Frederique, it was fun when we were both footloose and fancy free, but I’m settled now, and I’m just thinking, you should be too.” It was funny, Fred thought, she said ‘I’m just thinking’, but what she really meant was ‘THIS IS HOW IT’S GONNA BE’. Fred just hoped she wasn’t going to try and convince him that he should advertise himself in the paper again. He had said no the first time, but that hadn’t stopped her from placing the ad. That had been a long week.
“Anyway, I’ve been thinking about this for awhile, and I’ve got an idea to put to you. It might sound a little odd, but hear me out, and give it some thought, okay?” She leaned forward, propping her chin up in her hands. “How do you feel about convicted Death Eaters?” Pansy beamed.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVELY :’] I APOLOGISE FOR THE QUALITY~ OF THIS. I had intended to spend moar time on it, but then I got rostered on to work all weekend :’[[ BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE IT :’D (man, so many teary faces idek I HAVE A LOT OF EMOTIONS)
